So it seems to be summer today. Maybe things are really going to get hot - everything will burst into flames. Trees will explode like matches and turn into huge flaming torches that cover our parked cars with ash - I am feeling delusional today - it must be because of that time I was touched by an uncle.
No not in the manner you're thinking - why does everything have to be interpreted as sexual - pig.
I was touched by my magic uncle with his magic finger - kind of like ET The Terrestrial - His finger lit up and when he touched it to my forehead it felt all hot like sticking your head under a shower facet.
I have the power u know - It's true I'm magic.
Poof you are a bag of shit.
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