Get your porno "NOW"

What's with the porno in the back of Now magazine? Have you seen it lately? For those who don't know Now magazine is a Toronto based - entertainment rag that comes out weekly. Yes it contains all forms of "entertainment" including prices. You can get oral action for the low, low price of forty bucks and that's delivered to your door - shit my last order of Chinese food cost me thirty five... There are hourly rates and lots of pictures with addresses too - you can even get some strap-on dildo training classes if you need to brush up on your harness racing skills. Yes it seems to all be here. Now, no pun intended, I know that these ads have been around for a long time - as long as I can remember - but they have become so product specific. It reads like a catalogue of fuck.
Good times for all those in the sex trades I guess - but what about the fifteen year old boys at home for the weekend with their parents away and sixty dollars burning a hole in their pockets? All I know is that if I had Now magazine when I was in highschool and it only cost forty bucks to get your joint copped I would be all over that action. It gives new meaning to the words takeout and delivery.

It is rumored that some males get addicted to the escort services. They fall in love with some of the women and live in a sort of fantasy state paying for dates until they run out of cash. Then they think that the girls are in love with them.

Anyways if you didn't know it already and you need to get your joint greased and would like to have it happen in the privacy of your own home for as little as two twenties - then now you know how to go about it.

Oh yeah and as for the comment givers...

I promise to not delete any more comments but you need to stop making them seem so botish and spamish in style your talents in the high art of web-trash linguistics have even me convinced you are all robotic and not two thirds water.

Ok - Ok - I'm sorry for the delay....

Well I am so sorry about not having posted for so long - it is really bad for blog-business because people will only check on you so often and if there hasn't been a change you're off the list so-to-speak. But I have a good excuse - I have been working on my portfolio for hours, and then days.... whew am I ever glad that is over. It was a real sock in the sack - I didn't shower for a week and there was a green felt like fungus growing on my balls. Kinda like a velveteen rabbit thing.

Above all of this you will have noticed an image of my hardcover novel. This is my impression of the cover design and it is pretty close to how it will look when done. The problem is there is no one to publish it yet. But it will give you all a good idea of how it will look.
I looks pretty shit hot to me - I would buy it that's for sure. So this whole book writing and publishing thing is getting pretty real - the manuscript should be done by the end of December - I am going to try and give out copies for Christmas. And then self-publish it in the spring and get an a agent.

I am also going to sell copies from my website - and there will soon be more about the book on this blogg - including weekly excerpts for you all to read... So keep checking things are just getting started around here.