What's with the porno in the back of Now magazine? Have you seen it lately? For those who don't know Now magazine is a Toronto based - entertainment rag that comes out weekly. Yes it contains all forms of "entertainment" including prices. You can get oral action for the low, low price of forty bucks and that's delivered to your door - shit my last order of Chinese food cost me thirty five... There are hourly rates and lots of pictures with addresses too - you can even get some strap-on dildo training classes if you need to brush up on your harness racing skills. Yes it seems to all be here. Now, no pun intended, I know that these ads have been around for a long time - as long as I can remember - but they have become so product specific. It reads like a catalogue of fuck.
Good times for all those in the sex trades I guess - but what about the fifteen year old boys at home for the weekend with their parents away and sixty dollars burning a hole in their pockets? All I know is that if I had Now magazine when I was in highschool and it only cost forty bucks to get your joint copped I would be all over that action. It gives new meaning to the words takeout and delivery.
It is rumored that some males get addicted to the escort services. They fall in love with some of the women and live in a sort of fantasy state paying for dates until they run out of cash. Then they think that the girls are in love with them.
Anyways if you didn't know it already and you need to get your joint greased and would like to have it happen in the privacy of your own home for as little as two twenties - then now you know how to go about it.
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