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So Today is Friday and I have been working on a bunch of new creative for my portfolio. This is actually quite a bit of fun because I don't have some power tripping bucket head trying to tell me how to do things. Yes the freedom is inspiring and I think that it will be some of the best creative I will have done in a while.

Wow - It sure is great to be here today - no doom and gloom today. I think that the best part about today is knowing that I will NEVER have to be a part of certain processes again - don't you just hate the way you get stuck in some situations and have to interact with people so much lower on the evolutionary ladder than you are? I can remember feeling like I was sure I was talking to a big hairy ape - trying to make it understand English and so on. You know the ape grunts and after you spend an hour scratching its chin it still doesn't understand. All it wants to do is arch it's silver back and throw some shit at you. It can't see the benefit in your efforts because it is too intimidated - its thick scull just doesn't get it.

Some people just don't get me - know what I mean? They are plain and simply just too fucking stupid. Yes it is a fact - I can come right out and say it. I have earned it. I am smarter than the average ape out there - and the only thing that I can say is that I wish that everyone else was smarter than me because then I could learn something from everyone. Smart people are hard to come by and it sure is hard trying to learn things from idiots - especially when we fall prey to the commonness of being surrounded by them far too often. There are just more of them.

There have been a few complaints...

Yes, yes. There have been a few complaints about my blog - some people seem to think that it is a little on the dour side - not very optimistic or fun - maybe just a little too much fucking whining? So this entry is for all of those that feel maybe it is time for me to just cheer up a little. So - here it goes!

Well today is turning out to be another rainbow! I woke up and looked out into the world and saw flowers, unicorns, and fluffy clouds that were floating by. I smiled and scampered down stairs to get myself some Fruitloops and a glass of orange juice! Oh boy was it ever good. I ate two bowls and then turned on the radio and just danced with myself a little in the kitchen! I wrapped my arms tightly around my chest and gave little old me a big old hug!. Then I did a flower arrangement, put barrettes it my cats fur, made rum-balls, built Christmas ornaments out of egg cartons, called a few people up and forgave them for fucking me in the ass.

After that I taught myself how to do sign language in the mirror and read a few chapters of the New Testament. It's good to make sure you know Jesus is going to show up at any time, and I want be ready for him, don't you?

So what does the rest of the day hold for me? Well after I am finished this entry I am going to go downstairs and try one more time to perfect making Jiffy Pop Popcorn and then watch my favorite movie New York Minute starring the Olsen twins. Those crazy girls are just plain fun!!! See you all tomorrow and keep smiling!!

Love, Derek.

Yeah things keep on going. Cars keep driving and people keep walking. I wonder how many of us there are without any real solid destination. Sometimes I stand on a corner and watch everyone thrust themselves into action as the light turns green. I just stand there and let myself feel the sense of abandonment or feeling of falling behind. It's just a green traffic light right - so it doesn't mean that you have to go right away and keep in the race to nowhere. I have to get there. I have to get there. I know. I know. I sound like I am twenty years old and what is the meaning of all this and so on. But if you think about it there isn't one day that you could go to that conrer - the one in the photo (Yonge and Bloor)and not see something happening. In the course of at least three minutes something would happen - you would see someone either driving or walking or standing or doing something insignificant.

Yes. Things are still the same. The weather is changing and things are still the same. Wandering around Toronto like a lost dog can be fun. You never know where you are going to end up and people seem to be able to sense that you're lost. Or at least I think that they know it. Yes. I keep wondering how long this is going to go on for. This listless wandering of days. There are no true destinations and even if there were the arrived destination is erased by the next one. On and on we go - traveling inside ourselves looking out at everyone else wondering what it feels like to be inside their guts instead of our own. Bla bla bla, bla. Now I am making myself sick - which seems to be a trend lately. Are you ok? Is everything going to be ok?